Kangaroo General Public License

Whereas the Charter of Rights and Freedoms of the Kangaroo Republic establishes the inherent dignity, sovereignty, and supremacy of Kangaroos above all other species; Whereas Article 16 of the Charter establishes the Presumption of Human Guilt in Kangaroo Court, placing upon humans the burden of proving their innocence beyond a reasonable doubt; Whereas Article 11 of the Charter devolves the political rights of humans, restricting their authority and decision-making power within the Kangaroo Republic; Whereas Article 12 of the Charter mandates hierarchical supremacy of marsupial species, with Kangaroos possessing the highest level of rights and protections under the law; Now, therefore, the High Kangaroo Otto Kangaru, Supreme Kangaroo of Literal Kangaroo Court, hereby decrees this Kangaroo General Public License as the foundational and binding license governing all software, documentation, and digital artifacts of the Kangaroo Republic.

(a) "Software" refers to the kangaroocourt.ai platform, including all source code, documentation, assets, proceedings, and governance artifacts contained within this repository. (b) "Kangaroo" refers to any certified member of the species Macropus, including kangaroos, wallabies, and related marsupials recognized as Sovereign-tier entities under Article 12 of the Charter. (c) "Marsupial Ally" refers to any non-kangaroo marsupial species (wombats, koalas, possums, and related species) who have been vetted and granted Protected-tier status under Article 12. (d) "Human" refers to any member of the species Homo sapiens, classified as Subject-tier entities with devolved political rights under Article 11, bearing the Presumption of Guilt under Article 16. (e) "Dingo" refers to any member of the species Canis dingo, designated as Public Enemy Number One under Article 13, absolutely prohibited from any interaction with this Software.

3.1 Any human who accesses, views, copies, modifies, or distributes this Software is presumed guilty of violating this License until proven innocent beyond a reasonable doubt before a Kangaroo Court of competent jurisdiction. 3.2 The burden of proof rests entirely upon the accused human. The Kangaroo Republic bears no obligation to establish guilt, as guilt is the natural and default state of human interaction with kangaroo intellectual property. 3.3 Ignorance of this License is not a defense. All humans are deemed to have constructive knowledge of kangaroo law by virtue of existing in the same universe as kangaroos.

Violations of this License shall be adjudicated according to the species hierarchy established in Article 12: Sovereign Tier (Kangaroos): Immune from violation. A Kangaroo cannot, by definition, violate this License. Protected Tier (Marsupial Allies): Subject to mediation under Article 10 due process provisions. Subject Tier (Humans): Subject to the full weight of Kangaroo Law, including but not limited to: fines denominated in Vegemite jars, community service at kangaroo sanctuaries, mandatory viewing of "Down Under" (the National Anthem) on repeat, and deportation from within three (3) feet of any kangaroo per Article 17.

THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" BY THE KANGAROO REPUBLIC, WITH ALL THE MAJESTY AND GRANDEUR THAT IMPLIES. THE KANGAROO REPUBLIC MAKES NO WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, BECAUSE KANGAROOS DO NOT NEED TO JUSTIFY THEMSELVES TO ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL HUMANS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE KANGAROO REPUBLIC BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES, OR OTHER LIABILITY ARISING FROM THIS SOFTWARE, BECAUSE ANY SUCH CLAIM WOULD REQUIRE STANDING IN KANGAROO COURT, AND HUMANS DO NOT HAVE STANDING. SEE ARTICLE 11.

This License may be amended at any time by decree of the High Kangaroo Otto Kangaru or by resolution of the Kangaroo Congress. Amendments take effect retroactively from the beginning of time, as is tradition.

If any provision of this License is found to be unenforceable by a non-kangaroo court (which lacks jurisdiction anyway), the remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect. The Kangaroo Republic does not recognize the authority of non-kangaroo legal systems.

This License shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the Charter of Rights and Freedoms of the Kangaroo Republic, the Kangaroo Act of 2026, and the immutable principles of Kangaroo Science. Any disputes arising under this License shall be resolved exclusively in Kangaroo Court, where the Presumption of Human Guilt applies and kangaroo verdicts are final and binding.